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Graham Coxon support slot – help a Cambridge band!

So ex-Blur dude Graham Coxon is running a competition for a band to support him. I’d quite like to be able to support him at The Junction in April, so to that end would like to suggest you nominate the zombie youtube video. Obviously you can nominate whichever band you wish – but it would be cool if it could be a Cambridge one!

Go to http://toursupport.grahamcoxon.co.uk/, login with Facebook or Twitter, choose Cambridge and then (ideally!) nominate the Karmadillo Teenage Zombie vid. You can do it by entering http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdcGILO9xE in the popup. Or choose a video by the many excellent Cambridge bands! You can also show support for the bands by Liking the videos you like.

Thanks for listening, and efforts if you help the Cambridge musicians!

The Boxing Day Hunt (for a Reverb Plugin)

It being Christmas and all I thought I would get down and make progress on the Professor Karmadillo album that is being recorded at the moment. Being dis-satisfied with the freeware reverb plugins I have and ones that came with my Cakewalk Sonar package I decided to go on the hunt for something new. Tally Ho!

I have one friend who works for Sound on Sound Magazine. His personal favourites are EastWest Quantum Leap Spaces and Flux IRCAM Tools Verb, which came with a its-quality-but-pricey warning. I investigated those and while I don’t mind paying a price for quality reverb I don’t particularly want to have to carry a dongle around to use my laptop for recording, which ruled those two out.

His third recommendation was Valhalla Room, though he hadn’t used it personally. Immediately I warmed to this software. It has effects that are named Sulaco and Nostromo for starters. The price was much less that the other two and the developer is donating 10% of all ValhallaRoom proceeds to the American Red Cross International Disaster Relief Fund. Liquid Sonics also did something which he highlighted.

Another muso friend pointed me to a page rounding up the 10 Best Reverb Plugins you could get. The first humungous plus about this site was the clear and simple explanation on what reverb is and how it works. Then comes a good roundup of various plugins – covering a range of types and and price points including freeware. Some of those required dongles again which left them off my list. In addition some hadn’t been updated in a while and one didn’t exist anymore (which they pointed out but it is no longer downloadable) – the article is from a year ago. Essentially the useful list I got off that site, at the time of writing, was

  1. Redline Reverb
  2. SIR (1 is freeware, 2 is paid for)
  3. WaveArts MasterVerb
  4. AudioDamage EOS (though more geared towards electronica)
  5. PSP EasyVerb (simple to use but too basic for my liking)

Finally two other recommendations came via a fellow artiste Matt Parker – King Dubby and Blue Cat. The former was Mac only and the latter was stuff I couldn’t get into. However the Blue Cat tools seemed excellent for analysing and mastering stuff, so I’ve made a mental note to check their stuff out down the line.

The next step is the process of trying these out and seeing which I like the most!

The Verb – New Voices Broadcast

October 14, 2011
10:00 pmto11:00 pm

The Verb radio show broadcast is happening Friday 14th October at 10pm. Featuring Professor Karmadillo discussion on science songwriting.

I was a short notice replacement for a ventriloquist act that could not make it in time.

Ian McMillan was a wonderful host, who completely made me feel at home despite me missing all my cues – luckily all the long pauses should be edited out the show. He was also great at warming the crowd up – I want him to introduce me for all my shows!

I can’t decide if the highlight of the show for me was Philip Langeskov’s short story or the excerpt of the poem about the train ride from Norwich to Sherringham. Both were great, so I would recommend listening to the show to decide for yourselves!

Using A Windows 7 PC for live backing performances

I’ve had someone approach me asking about using a Windows laptop with backing tracks on it while doing a gig. I’ve used this successfully and I’m happy with it so have put my thoughts on doing this here on this blog post.

I should also point out that I do use my phone half the time when doing pure music gigs. One of the greatest post-gig moments for me was when an audience member came up afterwards and spotted I was using a Nokia N900 phone while playing!

The Laptop Itself

One thing this won’t affect is the laptop itself – if you have a cheap £200 jobby it probably isn’t going to sound as good as a HP Envy with Beats Audio, for instance. An external soundcard can be a really good investment to go alongside one of these. In addition I’d suggest checking the laptop has hotkeys for turning wireless on/off, adjusting screen brightness, backlit keyboard and a good battery life.

A Separate Account

First thing is to have a separate account for the music stuff. The key is to make sure that there is no startup crap on this account. On way of doing this is to just see which icons are in the icon area when you start this account, and then see if you can set the options to not turn on automatically. You can also start up the account and then use Ctrl-Alt-Del to see what programs are running, and see if you can get rid of any from startup, or there are third party startup monitoring tools you can use to manage this process.

On this account you’ll also need to set Windows update to not update automatically (Control Panel\System and Security\Windows Update\Change settings).

Finally ensure the Desktop theme has sounds turned off. Go to Control Panel\Appearance and Personalization\Personalization and click ‘sounds’ at the bottom and choose No Sounds as the sound scheme.

Turning Off Wireless

When performing wireless can be turned on/off by a Wireless On/Off hotkey on the laptop – on mine this is fn+f10, though on many it is fn+f2. Also for performances, make sure you are logged out of other accounts which stops them starting up.

Antivirus

I must stress one point – LEAVE THE ANTI-VIRUS ON!!! Just make sure no ‘Scan Entire Hard Disk’ type option is set or scheduled to happen in the middle of a performance. If wireless is turned off when performing it won’t have anything to be that active about, and even basic computers are a bit more powerful than they used to be and should be able to cope with it being left on. It then means when you do use the music account to access the outside world (internet/external hard drives) you’ll be able to do so without worrying too much.

Mains Hum

On some laptops there is a mains hum when the system is plugged into the PA. This is some sort of earthing loop issue or the power circuitry affecting the audio circuitry.

One option to eliminate this problem is to use an external USB soundcard. You will need to ensure your player has channels routed to use this.

I usually get around this by unplugging the laptop and letting it run on battery. You’ll need to make sure you can last a full set though! So you’ll need to tinker with the power options to make this so. Firstly you’ll need to get to the power options window.
Windows 7 laptop power options

  • turn the brightness of the screen down – through the power options or use laptop screen brightness hotkeys if possible
  • ensure the laptop is not set to power off while playing – through the power options or via Control Panel at Control Panel\Hardware and Sound\Power Options. Then adjust the plan settings (or create a new one if you want) and enure the Turn Off The Display and Put The Computer To Sleep options are set to something sensible
  • Keep the laptop plugged in or turned off until you start performing.

That should be it! There’s a reasonable amount there but most of it is about preparation rather than stuff to worry about at show time – thats an entirely different problem!

‘Any Love Is Good Love’ Compilation – enjoying my first listen!

A while ago I read a story about George Takei which inspired one of those written-in-ten-minutes-and-uploaded-to-youtube-straightaway numbers. Around that time I supported Ten Tigers at a gig in Cambridge. A week later I saw Emma from the band was looking for acts for a anti-homophobia/transphobia compilation album project called ‘Any Love Is Good Love‘. As I had just written a song on this very theme I offered to record a full version of the track for the CD and sure enough, the team behind the project were up for it.

I am now listening to the final album, shortly before its release. It is definitely in the ‘IT ROCKS’ category! There is a risk with a compilation that the final assembled slab of music doesn’t tie together, but this is a well paced album of well put together of well-written well-good music. The harmonious feel is despite the tracks ranging across genre’s from punk, electo, electro-punk, arthouse poetry performance, indie and my own contribution being the sole representative of the prog-rock-on-charango genre. A thank you to all those who took part.

A nice heartfelt insight into what the album is aiming to achieve is on the Ten Tigers website. Any Love Is Good Love is the Facebook group for the project – and for now here is the full tracklisting. I’ll be sure to announce it when the launch happens – no official word of the launch date.

1. Ste McCabe – Huyton Scum
2. Death of the Elephant – Locas
3. Mary Cigarettes – I’m Not a Bad Girl
4. Salty Lips – Valentine’s Day
5. The Get – You Gotta Wear a Dress
6. Art Gruppe – I Will Not Survive
7. Karmadillo – Listen To George Takei
8. Toska Wilde – Hard as Nailvarnish
9. Das Wanderlust – Sailors
10. Stella Zine – Freak Faggot
11. The Lovely Eggs – Don’t Look at Me (I Don’t Like It)
12. Pocket Gods – Me Pablo and Duran Duran
13. Zorras – Nest
14. Lost Harbours – Feed the Birds Honey
15. Tumbledryer Babies – Don’t Spoonfeed my Heart
16. Tingle in the Netherlands – She’s No Lady
17. Bearsuit – When Will I Be Queen?
18. Drag Christ – Vixxen N Beat
19. Ten Tigers – Any Love is Good Love

Operation: Recovery

I had the operation last week to reconstruct my cruciate ligament. Its a pretty clever procedure that people have come up with and I’m detailing it on my Professor Karmadillo blog. I have to say a huge thanks to Mr Norrish the consultant, Anne-Maria my physiotherapist, the anaesthetist and everyone in the operating theatre and in the ward where I stayed overnight who looked after me.

Staying overnight in the Trauma ward was something different. I was probably the least injured person in there. Since I did my knee in last year I’ve not felt sorry for myself (though frustrated at times, yes) – being there was ample reminder to not change that outlook on things.

I had a bed with a button that supplied morphine and the entertainment system allowed internet access so I could Facebook away to my hearts content.
At 7pm it seems at least half the ward turned on to the TV to allow them to watch the cricket highlights as well – although we could refresh the score on the web page streaming Test Match Special was denied.

Recuperation means resting with a short walk around the house every hour and exercises. It does mean the Green Man and the appearance at The Shed in Leicester have been cancelled which I’m a bit :-( about. At least its got done, though it’s a long recovery period.

It has meant I’ve been able to sit down and make progress on Professor Karmadillo project items though. I will be able to make the initial performances but will be taking it easy otherwise.

And here’s a reminder of what I want to get back to doing!
Rishi Scissor Kicking with the Charango!

An Updated About Page!!!

Had a look at the About page and realised it hadn’t been updated for far too long! It was last done up pre-knee injury and was when there were the four of us!

Professor Karmadillo logo unveiled

Professor Karmadillo Logo

I’m proud to unveil the logo for Professor Karmadillo, my musical science project. It was drawn my Miss Roberts, who also conceptualised Snout, the main Karmadillo mascot.

My First Ever Lolcats creation rises…

Inhaling from balloon  makes voiz funny He He He

Poetry Society Infighting Inspires Poetry

‘Tis absurd.
The poetry society is
having a war
of words.

Full story,
if you ain’t heard.